These are things that I like and find interesting, funny, and cool. I have a fucked up sense a humor, and some of the shit I find interestin' will be weird so be warned. Also there will be some porn. Just warinin' ya.

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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(Source: precumming, via monotonethoughts)

applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

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(via thatawkwardfriend)

overnight-shipping:

kittanzer0:

so on the bus this morning

we stop at a red light and this lady gets off

she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus

SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS

I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby

(via monotonethoughts)

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother

BFF:Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma:[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF:No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma:What?
BFF:I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma:[relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

bagmilk:

earthdad:

Kinda rly like a girl what do I do

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(via pizza)

madeupmonkeyshit:

imsoshive:

highkeygay:

m45c:

jackanthfern:

girlfights:

"You havin fun? I am", somebody get their grandma!!!!

OMFG

/)$-!/!/!-??!!!!????!!!

no one gon say nothing bout how ashy granny’s legs are

Bruh, all the store clerk was worried about was that 40. lmao

lol she was gettin choked and she crossed her legs doe

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